365 Days · Poetry

11 – Never Have I Ever

Never ever have I ever
Drunken a waterfall
What is this tomfoolery?
Ships have never carried
Shiploads of sex positions
But boys drinking
And girls drinking
Going to the toilet
That’s happened
After daring lap dances
And a whole vessel
Being consumed
I universally nominate you
To come up with an excuse
To drink too much
And ask silly questions
While making up rules
Of showing no teeth
One frog jumped
Into the lake
Plop!

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